November 2, 2010

THANK GOD, ALMIGHTY!!!

THERE IS A GOD!!!

How much do the Suns value Jared Dudley?

Kevin Durant, Joakim Noah, Al Horford and Mike Conley were the only other 2007 first-round draft picks who were as valued by their teams and signed contract extensions Monday night.

In a deal equivalent of a game-winning shot at the buzzer, Dudley signed
a five-year, $22.5 million contract extension 10 minutes before the deadline
that would have made him a free agent next summer.

Way to lock up the ultimate no-brainer, Bob. Congratulations. You did something right this season. Now about that Turkoglu trade...

Anyway, it's tough not being able to keep up with our Purple Passion. I get to read azcentral at work, but I rarely get a chance to comment at length, mostly because I don't get to see any games! I saw the home opener, though, and I must say that I was pleasantly surprised at how well the Suns kept it close all game long.

The only real negative I saw was the huge, gaping hole on the left side of the half-court. It's hard not to feel bad for FroLo left on that island all alone to contend with Lamar Odom and Pau Gasol. (Captain Hindsight says, The Suns should have resigned Amar'e and picked up a player to match up with Odom.)

Hakim Warrick looked half way decent on a couple of pick-and-rolls, but we all thought Amar'e was skinny. Holy crap that guy has no chance against big front lines unless he sprouts wings or springs. Doodlebug's favorite, Go Run, tore it up for a while there, but what happened to him down the stretch? Gentry's gotta use him alongside Nash more - maybe with Richardson for a nasty little dose of small ball. I've been telling you for two years now, that kid's gonna be something special. That's why my baby girl picked him as her favorite player.

Speaking of life outside the Suns...don't ask.

The Earl Clark Question

I've seen arguments from both sides about this. Earl's a bust. He just hasn't been given a chance, yet. I said before his first summer league that I didn't think the kid was all there. he had that Joe Johnson interview quality where every word sounds like it was made from fresh dough as he speaks.

(Oh, look. The Giants won the World Series. Damn. Well, at least Bonds didn't win it.)

But he's got amazing raw talent and athleticism that would make a grown man puke out his own testicles if he ever used it. This season is a loss, even if we make the playoffs, so we may as well give him a shot the same way we gave Goran and Robin their shots.

Come on, Bobby. You already did one right thing today. Call off the playoff chase and prepare for future seasons.

October 22, 2010

Notes

The Lon Chain E-mail

ClubTurk85

Yo, Babs, I can't take this Toronto bullshit anymore.

BabsLuvr69

Don't worry, I just got a gig with the Suns. The owner's an idiot. I can bring you aboard.

ClubTurk85

Sweet.

BabsLuvr69

There's just one thing. You'll have to give up your trade kicker and 10% of your salary. But on the brightside, there's Scottsdale!

ClubTurk85

Make it happen!

You folks do realize that Turkoglu is untradable, not just because of his contract, but his relationship with Babby. He won't be traded unless Boston or Miami come calling.

Auld Lang Syne

Love him or hate him, deride his defense or celebrate his progress, we should all be happy for Amar'e Stoudemire. He got his wish to be the leader of a young team in the style that made him famous. Also there's this...





Our little spoiled immature boy is growing into a man. *tear*

He's finally the man on the NBA's biggest stage, he's going to tear up the league, and I'm happy for him. You should be, too.

The 4 Hole

Has an internet meme ever been so appropriate in sports as it is now?


Seriously. WTF? There's a black hole where the power forward should be, all because the basketball retard hired an agent to run his basketball operations. Nothing like hiring a built in conflict of interests to manage your personnel moves. Before picking a GM to oversee basketball moves, Babs picked a former client to play the 4. Slick move, suckering a basketball baboon.

Even more mind-altering in its power to baffle was the move to grab Hakim Warrick off the hot stove before anyone else got him. The Suns have liked Warrick for years, we know, and they finally landed him.

Yup. We finally got the guy to back up Amar'e Stoudemire. Only one problem.


At least we nabbed Josh Childress. That dude should have been here four years ago backing Shawn Marion. Not too little, not too late on that one, though.

The sad thing is, we have all these trade chips, but nothing to trade for. Their costs are more than their values, and we'd be lucky to get a Dwayne Jones for them.

Trade Talk

Someone will be traded by January. Will it be...

Frye? Only if there is a god.

Hill, who deserves a shot at a title?

Richardson to a playoff hopeful?

Nash, who could undercut Chris Paul for D'Antoni's open
point guard position?

We can only hope some desperate GM comes calling for Turkoglu to replace his injured small forward while looking to make some noise in the playoffs.

My Opinion

We're looking at a 48-win season here. Don't count on the playoffs, and don't count on a good bounce in the lottery. To be perfectly candid - our team has been fucked up beyond all recognition. Let's send Nash to New York. Send Hill to Boston. Unload Frye on Miami. Wait for Turkoglu to whine and dine his way out of town.

We haven't seen such a dire need for a rebuild since Michael Jackson's fourth nose.